So, there was a Big Bang that started the universe.
In Lovinski Galaxy 120467, it means that a god made a female goddess have a huge orgasm that was so intense, a whole universe was created. At least, that's the story they tell the kids, as they scratch their heads and wonder what it all means.
Anyway, there are billions of galaxies that exist with trillions of sentient beings. We can't seem to get to them, though, which is our problem here on Earth.
If 'Star Wars' can have their own galaxy, I can certainly have mine. There is definitely room for everyone to have their own galaxy.
Now with 'Star Trek', I don't know how plausible it is. Will humans be able to develop light speed travel even with the help of Vulcans? Is light speed travel even possible? I don't think so.
My galaxy has another way to travel...it's called 'The Galactic Subway'. It exists outside of space and time, so I can bypass all of those problems associated with light speed travel, and that hyperspace thing.
Anyhow, 'Space Journey Battles' isn't for kids. They can wait until they are eighteen. I don't care.
On Earth, too much credence is given to 'the children', and they don't know anything. I'm also tired of women using children as political tools, or for propaganda. I wish they would spend more time raising their kids. That's their job, while the guy is slaving away at the office all day, getting yelled out by his boss, only to have his wife nag him when he gets home. What a great life, eh? haha.
So, The Universe is at least thirteen billion years old. My galaxy needs to be at least ten billion years old, so that it can develop all of the proper technologies.
Now, there is a weird thing in the Star Wars Galaxy, where hyperspace travel isn't possible outside their own galaxy. That is ridiculous. That is just a convenient fictional creation, to keep everything contained, like kind of how they do in Oz, if you've ever read those books...and most people haven't. Most people don't read those anymore.
Anyhow, my galaxy doesn't have stupid rules like that.
Also, there is no 'Force' in my galaxy. Jedi stuff gets silly when it comes to real physics. How is a dude gonna jump up fifty feet? I don't know. It's impossible.
Dark side of the force and light side stuff gets to be silly, too.
I have no problems making fun of Star Wars and Star Trek for that matter. Screw them.
Wars in my galaxy are going to be like 'Nam.
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