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Sorry it took so long.  I've been busy.

However, more things to come.

     "Everything in life is boring," David thought to himself.  "It's only what you put in to something can you expect some happy returns.  Reading a story is...well....uh...boring.  Video games are way more exciting.  Stories are only text, and that is really boring.  Then, sure enough, and it happens with every online game I have ever played, some kid will say, "I'm bored".
     haha.  it makes me laugh, because what else can i do?

     The ship was hurling through space on the way towards its' programmed destination, a planet known as 'Fubar', named for lack of anything else to call it.

     Online games were the only thing that made space traveling tolerable.  Otherwise it was a borefest.  With an online game, with thousands of people playing, things never got boring.  The games were the only thing that made life on Earth tolerable, because otherwise it sucked ass.

     In space, it was even worse than Earth.  It was claustrophobic and cramped.  There was no room.  It was sterile, and uncomfortable.  It didn't feel like home.  It felt like how it was on an airplane.  Everything was temporary, except this voyage lasted a lot longer.  Years, in fact.

     "Thank god for online games!" David exhumed, adding, "...Even though there isn't a god!"
     mumbling...what a joke all that god shit was...hard to believe so many people fell for it.

     "Anyhow, let's see if I can get to level 78 today, goddammit."

     It was going to be a long, long voyage.

     I keep thinking about 'Space Journey Battles'.  It seems to be with me.  I've been working out things in my mind about how it would all work.
     If it was a cartoon show, I was thinking how that would be.  It would take a lot of work to put it all together.
     All I can do at this point is to keep thinking about it, and make some drawings.

     A space adventure would give me plenty of room to work within.  We're kind of running out of room on the Earth for things to be interesting in fiction.  Things need to be extreme now.  That's why we have superhero movies. 
     I hear they are even going to make an 'Ant Man' movie.  I wonder how that would work.

     Anyways, I'm listening to 'At The Mountains of Madness' audiobook on youtube.  The reader is very good.  I think H.P. himself would approve of the good job this reader did.

     Basically, I tire of the lack of blood, gore, and sex in Star Wars.  Kids ruin everything.
     I heard that in 'Star Wars The Old Republic' that they had originally planned to have lightsabers cut off an arm or leg here or there once in a while, but because of the esrb rating, they had to do away with that.
    
     'Age of Conan' is made in Norway, so they can do more what they want, like having dead bodies strewn about, and showing some partial nudity.
     I play this game from time to time.  I like it.

     'Space Journey Battles' would be the combination of everything, as far as I'm concerned.  One episode could be like Charles Dickens, another one might mock '2001: A Space Odyssey'.
      One thing I would like to do is to make fun of the Captain Kirk/ Gorn battle, and how slow it is.  That would be fun and funny to do.

      One problem with getting 'SJB' off the ground is I am really lazy, haha.  I only draw when I am at the cafe or bar.
     I like to write when I'm in the studio, so I'm good for that.

     One episode idea I had is where a bunch of Cholos break off from the rest of humanity, by stealing a ship, and finding their own planet, where they make their own rules.  Then everybody forgets about them for a thousand years, until 'our heroes' find themselves crash landing on The Cholo Planet.
     I don't know if the inhabitants survived or not, or if there are pockets of Cholos still running around.  I'll have to think about it.  I don't really know much about Cholos anyway, except that they have a lot of tattoos, and they can be really mean if they don't like you.
     It might be a scary episode, not sure, but maybe they could all have a big fiesta at the end, and everyone is happy.

     The Star Trek episode where some woman takes over Kirk's body is still unwatchable to this day.  I can't stand that one.
     With 'Spock's Brain', watching it as an adult, I was thinking, "How bad can this episode really be?"  Then I tried to watch it, and it was just horrible.  What were they thinking?  haha.  I have no idea.

     Then, I've tried to think about time travel in the 'SJB' universe.  It gets to be mind-boggling.  To deal with that, I thought that 'SBJ' might be a small universe located right here on Earth, so everything could remain in our time.
     I haven't figured that out yet.

     I don't like time travel stuff too much anymore.  It seems to be used as a 'cop-out' too much in science fiction, when they run out of ideas.  Plus, it's never been proven that time travel is really possible anyhow.

     I like the idea that one day, our solar system will be populated.  The funny thing is, it could be made into an online game, with bases on every planet and moon.  It could be done.  The capacity for large online games is getting to be tremendous, and it will keep increasing.
     I think Eve Online might be the largest online game there is, not sure.

     In 'SBJ' there would be a planet called 'Porn World'...haha.  I don't know if that episode would get past the censors.  Maybe 'SBJ' could have its' own 'Adult Only Website' where I could put all the naughty parts into picture, text, and video form.
     I'm really frustrated as an artist by what I can and can not do, so I want to bypass all of that.

     We all know The Sarlaac Pit is just a 'vagina monster'.  When I was a teen, I didn't know that, because I wasn't quite sure what was going on with those mysterious vaginas.  I had heard about them, but they were never fully explained to me.

     So, those are my latest thoughts concerning 'SBJ'.  I have to get to work on this, if I am ever to buy a house using the proceeds from this franchise.  I could use a house.  I'm tired of this poverty crap.

     Anyway, how are you guys doing?  Good?  That is good.

     Meanwhile, my sith inquisitor Bunnybear on swtor is nearing level 18.  I've been having fun trolling the general chat box, and recruiting new members for our guild 'Church of Jawa'.  It's a good time.  I do it all day long.

     I used to watch 'Space: 1999' as a kid, and collected all the cards.  It's 2014, and we still don't have a base on the moon.  We might someday, as they found water on the moon, which can be used to make fuel.

     I didn't see 'Gravity'.  I guess I should have.  I was too lazy to go to the theater.  I heard it wasn't always too accurate with actual physics.

     In conclusion for right now, since I'm getting hungry, science fiction is all about hot babes in skin-tight costumes, dude.  That is why 'Space Journey Battles' must someday exist.

     I've been thinking of doing more 'Space Journey Battles' content within the context of my art.  It kind of sounds like a fun idea.  I only like doing things these days if they are somewhat fun, otherwise 'what is the point?'
     I don't know.

     SJB is basically a parody of Star Wars, and all things 'science fictiony'.  I can't help but make fun of it all, as so much of it is so ridiculous.

     The funny thing is, with advances made in science, what used to be fiction, like 'alternate universes', is now considered to be serious scientific theories.

     I just spent a day watching the latest scientific documentaries on youtube.  It is good stuff.
     One thing that sticks out that I've only seen mentioned once is one guy decided to look for exo-planets, which are planets outside of our solar system.  The scientific community literally laughed at him, even right to his face.  That all changed once he found one.  Now they have discovered over four hundred of them, and even one that may have Earth like conditions.
     The scientific community needs to cop up that they laughed at this guy, and made him feel really bad, so he showed them, probably just to spite them.  Then they recognize him as a hero, but they never fess up to what bastards they were.

     Another case of this phenomenon was in 1960 when some lecturer said to a packed audience, "Someday computers will be the size of your hand".
     The scientific community had a good laugh at that for years.
     They aren't laughing about this point now.  Instead they are crying, wishing they had made better investments in small computer technology.

     Then I was watching all these documentaries, and I came across a 'Creationist' video, saying that humans used to ride on top of dinosaurs, which is just ridiculous.  The problem is that they think the Earth is only 7000 years old, like it 'says' in The Bible, which itself, is quite fictional.
     These creationist bastards will get a brutal treatment in my fiction.  Maybe I'll have them imprisoned on the planet Blugargg.

     Here is a new comic book cover I am working on for 'Space Journey Battles'...

     It takes a long time to paint, because it has to be done in layers of paint in order to achieve some good results.
     I only like to paint these days when it is fun, so it will be a while before I finish this.
     When I get the idea for the next layer of paint, then I'll do it.

     I'll have to make some new napkin arts of 'Space Journey Battles'.  That's a good idea.

     I might as well milk SJB for all it is worth, so I can buy a house someday.

     I really do want to make it more for adults, because I'm sick of stuff catering to kids and teens, which makes it sucktastic, all to make a buck.

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     This is the kind of sign that would appear on an asteroid in my galaxy, as space traffic sometimes resembles real life city traffic...

     In San Francisco, some people cross the street whenever and where ever they want, so I want to make fun of that.
     The other thing some bicycle riders do is they ride in the wrong direction towards oncoming traffic, and they almost make me crash.
     I don't know what is wrong with people.

     I also saw a woman steal a bunch of bananas today from a fruit market.

     There is tons of material that I have for SJB just from living in San Francisco on a daily basis.  There are a lot of space freaks here.

     The beacon on top of the TransAmerica building brings them all here.

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     As a final thought, "Never Trust A Hippy"....

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     Oh yeah, one last final thing...this 'Alien Boy' painting sold for $100...

     Here is the Alien painting resting on some beer kegs which looks like it is in a spaceship...

     I like that this could be in some cargo hold.

      The bartender made me a tiger drink to celebrate after I wrapped up the sold painting.

     Always remember that booze helps an astronaut through space.

    

     This painting and the napkin art sold for $70 last night.  It beats working.

     So, there was a Big Bang that started the universe.
     In Lovinski Galaxy 120467, it means that a god made a female goddess have a huge orgasm that was so intense, a whole universe was created.  At least, that's the story they tell the kids, as they scratch their heads and wonder what it all means.
     Anyway, there are billions of galaxies that exist with trillions of sentient beings.  We can't seem to get to them, though, which is our problem here on Earth.
     If 'Star Wars' can have their own galaxy, I can certainly have mine.  There is definitely room for everyone to have their own galaxy.
     Now with 'Star Trek', I don't know how plausible it is.  Will humans be able to develop light speed travel even with the help of Vulcans?  Is light speed travel even possible?  I don't think so.
     My galaxy has another way to travel...it's called 'The Galactic Subway'.  It exists outside of space and time, so I can bypass all of those problems associated with light speed travel, and that hyperspace thing.
     Anyhow, 'Space Journey Battles' isn't for kids.  They can wait until they are eighteen.  I don't care.
     On Earth, too much credence is given to 'the children', and they don't know anything.  I'm also tired of women using children as political tools, or for propaganda.  I wish they would spend more time raising their kids.  That's their job, while the guy is slaving away at the office all day, getting yelled out by his boss, only to have his wife nag him when he gets home.  What a great life, eh?  haha.


     So, The Universe is at least thirteen billion years old.  My galaxy needs to be at least ten billion years old, so that it can develop all of the proper technologies.

     Now, there is a weird thing in the Star Wars Galaxy, where hyperspace travel isn't possible outside their own galaxy.  That is ridiculous.  That is just a convenient fictional creation, to keep everything contained, like kind of how they do in Oz, if you've ever read those books...and most people haven't.  Most people don't read those anymore.

     Anyhow, my galaxy doesn't have stupid rules like that.

     Also, there is no 'Force' in my galaxy.  Jedi stuff gets silly when it comes to real physics.  How is a dude gonna jump up fifty feet?  I don't know.  It's impossible.
     Dark side of the force and light side stuff gets to be silly, too.

     I have no problems making fun of Star Wars and Star Trek for that matter.  Screw them.

     Wars in my galaxy are going to be like 'Nam.
    

     My galaxy exists in the known universe.

     I was thinking the events could take place a hundred-thousand years into the future.

     It may take that long before inter-stellar travel is possible.

     Or, I could just do it in this day and age, but the question is whether or not it is enough time for civilizations to develop space travel since the dawn of The Universe.  That is a good question, which is why I've been having trouble thinking it through for Star Trek and Star Wars.  Dune kind of makes more sense being far into the future, with humans from Earth populating the known universe, evolving into different forms based on different environments.

     It is possible, but unlikely that life has evolved on other planets.  We just don't know yet.

     I was thinking the possible name of my galaxy could be Lovinsia-46, since my last name is Lovins, and I'm 46 right now, haha.
     It is fine as a working title.

     I assume that my galaxy is normal to a large size, giving room for millions of worlds to exist, just like The Milky Way.

     At the center of my galaxy is a black hole, just like in ours.

     I assume that the basic laws of physics would operate as normal in my galaxy.

     I would rather have various factions fighting for power rather than one big Empire like in Star Wars.  I just can't figure out how one Empire would be able to maintain control over a million worlds.

     I also can't figure out how a person can be in another solar system and talk in real time through a hologram with a person.  Both Star Wars and Star Trek avoid this problem.  The only way I can figure out how to solve this is that the communication signal goes to another dimension, and comes out again at the destination.

     So, my galaxy would have to have access to this other dimension all the time, because that is how space travel would exist...through a huge interstellar subway system.  I ripped that idea off from Arthur C. Clark.  It's the best idea I ever heard of besides hyperspace, and the way they travel in Babylon 5 with the use of stargates.

     I'm not interested in my galaxy being for kids, unlike Star Wars.  Warfare will be more realistic.  People will bleed and die, just like in real war.
     Star Wars presents war as fun.  I don't think that is how it is.

     There will be robots, androids, and other stuff just like you would expect in science fiction.

     There will be pleasure androids for those that can afford them.  They will have dials that you can adjust if you don't want them to talk too much....haha.

     There will be orgies and pleasure planets.

     My galaxy will be rated X.

     There will be a religion planet for people to go to if they want, but hardly anybody goes there, except for tax purposes.

     STD's will be a thing of the past.

     People can just eat a pill if they don't want to impregnate people.

     There will be planets just for big game hunting, with marvelous beasts.

     There will be a Zoo World, where the whole planet is a zoo, containing animals from all over the galaxy.

     There will be an Amusement Park planet.

     Fast Food Restaurants and Diners will be located on asteroids, or small moons.  People get hungry, you know.  They want to eat something different than space rations.

     There might be some energy swords, but no lightsabers.

     There might be a planet where everyone has superpowers, but don't know how that would work yet.

     Most planets will have some kind of brothel or whorehouse.

     Life in my galaxy will be business as usual, just like here on Earth.

     On some ships and space stations, there would be some anti-gravity rooms where people could have sex in if they want, and just float around, haha.  It would have to be a self-cleaning room after use, haha.

     Well, that is enough for now.  I'm going to think about what I wrote, and see what happens.