"Losers In Space" - The Space War Between LA and SF

A:  How is it going?
B:  It's going.
A:  Let's smoke.
B:  I already am.
A:  Okay.
B:  SF needs to stand for something.
A:  Well, we know the 'F' stands for 'Freaks'.
B:  'S' stands for 'Solitary'......'Solitary Freaks'!!!

     With that, both A and B bellowed out with laughter until it hurt.

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     LA stands for 'Loser Assholes' so maybe they will have a war with the 'Solitary Freaks'.

     The space war between LA and SF has been going on for over 150 years.

     I guess I used to be on the side of LA, but then I jumped ship, and joined The Rebellion of SF.  This was years ago when that happened.

     You ever notice when you are standing around or walking outside that if somebody doesn't like you for whatever reason, they will spit on the sidewalk?  I hate those people.  They do it to me all the time.  I never know if they are spitting at me as an insult, or just spitting.

     Anyway, it looks like wars in this world will never end.  That is sad.