The Planet Koonis was created by my brother Mike when we were kids. I imagine it is a green planet, rich with vegetation, cities, and kind of goony dork aliens and creatures with a *ucked up sense of logic. There is lots of nonsense on that planet, but it all makes sense to them.
I don't know what the hell goes on with Koonis.
'Koonis' can be used as a noun, as in, you can call someone a Koonis, and it means that you are a nonsensical dork.
I realized some years ago that 'koonis' sounds like 'penis', so maybe the koonis aliens have dick-like heads, I have no idea.
I don't know if my brother has ever worked out the details of The Planet Koonis, so I decided years ago that if he didn't do it, I would have to. I don't think he would give much credence to it now, or if he thinks about Koonis anymore.
But I think of Koonis all the time.
So, Koonis is a planet that can support life. It has an atmosphere. I would imagine it has green clouds, much more than Earth does. It rains a lot there, too.
As far as I can tell, it is a non-sense planet, so there is the possibility that not all normal laws of physics would apply.
There are unknown reasons why it is a non-sense planet.
The inhabitants seem to be happy, though.
'Goonville' might as well be the name of one of the cities. I got that from one of the Oz books, and it would work just fine on Koonis.
The native Koonisians seem to be into sound effects of all kinds. They also like to talk about comics and science fiction from what I can tell. They also like television and movies.
It is not known how the Koonisians reproduce.
I would imagine there are lots of big, leafy plants on Koonis.
I think this is the most I have ever written about the actual planet of Koonis. All I know is it definitely fits into the universe of 'Space Journey Battles' because it is so bizarre. No one would ever believe that this planet actually exists, but believe me, it exists. I grew up with it.
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