Total Pageviews

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Mormons in Space

     It didn't take long after Earth colonized The Moon and Mars, that there were Mormons in Space.  Hell, as soon as the Earth Station 1 went up, and people started to live there, The Mormons went there, too.  The Mormons basically want to take over everything, and spread their joy.
     However, some people don't want what they have to offer.  That doesn't stop them, though.
     They did try to take over The Earth; thankfully, that didn't work.  They didn't have enough support.
     Luckily, for Earth, there will always be people who are not into Mormonism.
     As for as The Universe goes, look out.
     The Mormons depend on further colonizations, and as soon as they can, they try and tell people about Jesus, Joseph Smith, and The Book of Mormon.
     Their philosophies sound pretty bizarre to the uninitiated on Earth as it is; just imagine what a Qualoth thinks when he hears this stuff.  It's hard enough for him to process talking to an Earther, much less a Mormon Earther.  We all look the same to him.
     Anyway, I'm not really into Mormons trying to take over the Universe.  I know some of them mean well, but I don't think they know any better.  It is what they are programmed to do.
     I debugged my programming long ago.  I found out that I could be my own person without tapping into their beehive mentality.
     Yes, I wanted to be an individual.
     I found out that their s*** just doesn't fly.
     I suppose it is all fine as fiction, but to turn it into a religion?  Well, uh,....I guess at the end of the day, it is all about how the money flows, baby, and it sounds more like a business than a religion.

     Anyway....there you go.  Lesson learned?  Where ever Earthers venture throughout the universe, Mormons are sure to follow, with pamphlets in hand.
     What sense this stuff will make to Radikars in Quadrant 27-B, I have no idea.

* * *
     In the movie Starship Troopers, there was a Mormon Temple depicted on an alien planet, but it got overrun by the indigenous creatures.

No comments:

Post a Comment