Star Wars: The Old Republic

     With the release of SWTOR, I realized today that I've just been given something to make fun of, and that SJB might actually have a future.
     The original plan of SJB was to just make fun of all of science fiction, focusing mostly on Star Trek and Star Wars, and some of the other major sci fi franchises, but my Universe is really expanded now, and I am pretty stoked about it.
     Basically, there is no end to my source material.
     I can make a whole career being the court jester of the sci fi universe, and that sounds like a lot of fun.

     I read today that they are allowing same-sex couples in TOR.  That is really cool.  I'm into lesbians, I saw some kissing today in the cafe.  Always a nice sight.

     SBJ will outdo all science fiction in terms of its Timeline.  It will begin at the beginning of the creation of The Universe, and will continue until The Destruction of The Known Universe.  That will give me some room to play around in.
     There will also be Alternate Universes, known as A.U., and those are infinite.
     There is also The Universe that was before Our Universe.
     There is also The One Universe That Comes After Our Universe.
     So, there is No End of the stories that can take place in my universe.
    
     There will be plenty of room for all.

     I will make fun of Babylon 5, Alien, 2001, and all kinds of things.

     I will be venturing into The Unknown, too.  It might get a little scary.

     In my universe, there is even a hentai planet, just to give you a clue. 

     There is also The Federation of Porn Planets.  I'm going to have fun with that one, though I can only really get into that stuff on my 'other blog', and not here, where I can only suggest what goes on.

     Did you know Gene Roddenberry had an interest in porn?  So you see,  I have a basis for all this.

     Also, if you can, watch the original Flash Gordon on youtube.  It is where so much of Star Wars comes from.  Read the Dune books, too.

     Lucas likes Star Trek, and always has.  Well, so do I, despite me making fun of it all the time.  I like Kirk and Spock, and McCoy, and everybody.  I also like the ladies in mini-skirts and black knee-high sex boots.  It is pretty damn cute.

     Anyway, there is my update right now; it is time to drink a beer.